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周星馳《唐伯虎點秋香》經典臺詞語錄

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   周星馳《唐伯虎點秋香》經典臺詞語錄

  DUICHUANCHANG:YIXIANGERLIGONGSANFUZI,BUSHISISHUWUJINGLIUYI,JINGGANJIAOQIBAJIUZI,SHIFENDADAN。

  TANGBOHU:SHISHIJIUPIN,COUDEBALIANGQIQIANLIUFENWUHAOSILI,DANYOUSANXINERYI,YIDENGXIALIU。

  DUICHUANCHANG:WA!HAOGONGZHENGA。

金樽棋牌  DUICHUANCHANG:TUHUALI,LONGBUYIN,HUBUXIAO,XIAOXIAOSHUTONGKEXIAOKEXIAO。

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金樽棋牌  HUATAISHI:HAOHAO,DUIDEHAO!

金樽棋牌  DUICHUANCHANG:YINGYINGYANYANCUICUIHONGHONGCHUCHURONGRONGQIAQIA。

  TANGBOHU:YUYUFENGFENGHUAHUAXIEXIENIANNIANMUMUCHAOCHAO。

金樽棋牌  HUATAISHI:HUAANZHENXINGA!

金樽棋牌  NING HUANG:KUAICHUDUIZIDUISITAA!

金樽棋牌  DUICHUANCHANG:SHIKOUXINSI,SIJUNSIGUOSISHEJI。

  TANGBOHU:BAMUGONGSHANG,SHANGHUASHANGYUESHANGQIUXIANG。

  DUICHUANCHANG:WOSHANGDENGWEIFENG,XIANXIANYISHENHUDAN。

  TANGBOHU:NIXIALIUJIANGE,LUCHUBANGEGUITOU。

金樽棋牌  DUICHUANCHANG:RUJIAHENGTOULAIZHONGSHU。

  TANGBOHU:RUJIAZAOPENZAPEIYU

金樽棋牌  DUICHUANCHANG:YUFEIGUOSHURUWODU。

  TANGBOHU:NILAONIANGLAIQINXIACHU

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金樽棋牌  FU:TANGBOHUDIANQIUXIANGJINGDIANTAICI

  AIYAYA,KANLAIZHUXIONGYIDINGYOUSHIZAIDUCHANGSHUDEQINGJIELIULIULE!

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  JIANGNANSIDACAIZIZHIZHONG,JIUYIZHUXIONGZUIWEISATUO,ZHONGRENJIEZHI!SUOWEIFENGCHUIJIDANKE,CAIQURENANLE,CINAIZHUXIONGNIDEZUOYOUMINGBUSHIMA?

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  BUYAOZHEYANGZIMA,DOUSHIWOBUHAOWOBUHAO,WOXIANZAIKETOURENCUO。NIBUNIANZAIWOJIEYUBOTUANGEINIGUOYINDEFENSHANG,NIYEXIANGXIANGZHEJINIANWOBANGNIMAIHUALOULEBUSHAOQIANNEI!XIANZAIWAIMIANNEIJIGEDAOSHANGXIONGDISHUO,SANZHUXIANGZHIHOUWONABUDAOSANSHIFUHUAJIUYAOBAWODAXIEBAKUAI!NIBANGBANGWO!

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金樽棋牌  HENGHENG,NG?HUAWEN,HUAWU,NIMENLIANGGEGUIZAIDISHANGSUOWEIHESHI?

  WOMENZAIBAIDAGE!

  NIQUQUYIGESHUTONGHEDEHENENGNENGCHENGWEIDAGENI?

  ZAIXIAWUDEWUNENGZHISHIKAIGEWANXIAO,WANGLAOSHIJIANLIANG!

金樽棋牌  NIANQINGREN,NIGENWOQIANGFANWAN,NINAGEDAOSHANGDE?

  HUANMEIQINGJIAO--- ---

金樽棋牌  AI?BUXUJIAO,BENFUZIYUANJIESANSHUI,XIANWEIHUAFUSHOUJIXIBAO,SHOUZHIBAIZHISHAN!NINAGEDANWEIDE?

  WOYUANJISUZHOU,XIANRENHUAFUBANDUXIAOSHUTONG,MENQIANYIDUISHUANGHUADAHONGGUN!

  WOPEI!NIDAGUOWO?

金樽棋牌  WOZUOQINGLONG,YOUBAIHU,LAONIUZAIYAOJIAN,LONGTOUZAIXIONGKOU,RENDANGSHAREN,FODANGSHAFO!

  SUWENTAISHICAIGAOBADOU,WOYOUYIGECANMOUJIANGJUNXIANGGENNIQIECUOQIECUO!

  WENXUEQIECUOSHIBUFENBEIFENDE!

  JIUSHIMA,WANWANERYI!BUGUORUGUONIDUIBUCHULAI,BIEGUAIWOFABIAO!CHUDUI!

金樽棋牌  ZAIXIASHIQISHENGWENZHUANGYUANJIANCANMOUJIANGJUN,CHUOHAO“DUIWANGZHIWANG”DEDUICHUANCHANG,GEXIASHI?

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  DUIBUQI,WOLIAXINGXINGXIANGXI,QINGBUZIJIN。

金樽棋牌  TAOHUAWULITAOHUAAN,TAOHUAANLITAOHUAXIAN;

  TAOHUAXIANRENZHONGTAOSHU,YOUZHAITAOHUAHUANJIUQIAN。JIUXINGZHIZAIHUAJIANZUO,JIUZUIHUANLAIHUAXIAMIAN;

金樽棋牌  BANXINGBANZUIRIFURI,HUAKAIHUALUONIANFUNIAN。DANYUANLAOSIHUAJIUJIAN,BUYUANJUGONGCHEMAQIAN;

  CHECHENMAZUGUIZHEQU,JIUZHANHUAZHIPINZHEYUAN。RUOJIANGPINJIANBIPINZHE,YIZAIPINGDIYIZAITIAN;

  RUOJIANGPINJIANBICHEMA,TADEQUCHIWODEXIAN。SHIRENXIAOWOTAIFENGDIAN,WOXIAOTARENKANBUCHUAN;

  BUJIANWULINGHAOJIEMU,WUHUAWUJIUCHUZUOTIAN。

  AIYAYA,KANLAIZHUXIONGYIDINGYOUSHIZAIDUCHANGSHUDEQINGJIELIULIULE!

金樽棋牌  SHENGWOZHEFUMU,ZHIWOZHETANGXIONGA!

  JIANGNANSIDACAIZIZHIZHONG,JIUYIZHUXIONGZUIWEISATUO,ZHONGRENJIEZHI!SUOWEIFENGCHUIJIDANKE,CAIQURENANLE,CINAIZHUXIONGNIDEZUOYOUMINGBUSHIMA?

金樽棋牌  GUOJIANGGUOJIANG,DANSHIBIQITANGXIONGDEFENGLIUBUJI,XIAODIZHIHAOWANGCHENMOJIBA!

  WANGBADAN,NIBAZHEERDANGSHANTANG?XIANGYAOSANSHIWANLIANG?MIANTAN!

  BUYAOZHEYANGZIMA,DOUSHIWOBUHAOWOBUHAO,WOXIANZAIKETOURENCUO。NIBUNIANZAIWOJIEYUBOTUANGEINIGUOYINDEFENSHANG,NIYEXIANGXIANGZHEJINIANWOBANGNIMAIHUALOULEBUSHAOQIANNEI!XIANZAIWAIMIANNEIJIGEDAOSHANGXIONGDISHUO,SANZHUXIANGZHIHOUWONABUDAOSANSHIFUHUAJIUYAOBAWODAXIEBA!NIBANGBANGWO!

金樽棋牌  BIESHUOXIONGDIBUZHAOGUNI,ZAINILINGTANGSHANGWOYIDINGTINIXIEFUWANLIAN,YIXIESIYOUYUGU,YIXIESIBUZUXI!

金樽棋牌  HENGHENG,NG?HUAWEN,HUAWU,NIMENLIANGGEGUIZAIDISHANGSUOWEIHESHI?

  WOMENZAIBAIDAGE!

  NIQUQUYIGESHUTONGHEDEHENENGNENGCHENGWEIDAGENI?

金樽棋牌  ZAIXIAWUDEWUNENGZHISHIKAIGEWANXIAO,WANGLAOSHIJIANLIANG!

金樽棋牌  NIANQINGREN,NIGENWOQIANGFANWAN,NINAGEDAOSHANGDE?

金樽棋牌  HUANMEIQINGJIAO--- ---

金樽棋牌  AI?BUXUJIAO,BENFUZIYUANJIESANSHUI,XIANWEIHUAFUSHOUJIXIBAO,SHOUZHIBAIZHISHAN!NI

  NAGEDANWEIDE?

  WOYUANJISUZHOU,XIANRENHUAFUBANDUXIAOSHUTONG,MENQIANYIDUISHUANGHUADAHONGGUN!

  WOPEI!NIDAGUOWO?

金樽棋牌  WOZUOQINGLONG,YOUBAIHU,LAONIUZAIYAOJIAN,LONGTOUZAIXIONGKOU,RENDANGSHAREN,FODANGSHAFO!

  SUWENTAISHICAIGAOBADOU,WOYOUYIGECANMOUJIANGJUNXIANGGENNIQIECUOQIECUO!

金樽棋牌  WENXUEQIECUOSHIBUFENBEIFENDE!

金樽棋牌  JIUSHIMA,WANWANERYI!BUGUORUGUONIDUIBUCHULAI,BIEGUAIWOFABIAO!CHUDUI!

金樽棋牌  ZAIXIASHIQISHENGWENZHUANGYUANJIANCANMOUJIANGJUN,CHUOHAO“DUIWANGZHIWANG”DEDUICHUANCHANG,GEXIASHI?

金樽棋牌  XIAODIDUGUOLIANGNIANSHU,CHENSHIZHONGYIGEMITUXIAOSHUTONG,HUAAN!

  DUIBUQI,WOLIAXINGXINGXIANGXI,QINGBUZIJIN。

  HUAAN:WEISHENME?

  SHILIU:WEISHENME?YINWEINIGAIDA,NITOUHUAWOANLIANWODESHIQINGDAJIAZHIDAOLE,NIRANGWOYIHOUZENMEJIANRENYA,WOGANCUISILESUANLEWO。。

  HUAAN:ZHEWOMEIYIJIAN。

  SHILIU:NIXIANGHEWOYIKUAISI,ZUOYIDUITONGMINGYUANYANGYA,WOPEI, WOHUANMEIDASUANJIESHOUNIDEAINI。

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  HUAAN:SHILIUJIE,NIGAOCUOLE,QISHIWODUINIJIUXIANGDUIWOLAONIANGYIYANGZUNZHONG。。。

金樽棋牌  SHILIU:TIANNA,NIJINGRANAISHANGNIDELAONIANG,ZHEMEDANIBUDAO,SANGJINTIANLIANGDESHIQING, 。。SHIZAISHITAICIJILE。

  HUAAN:A?!

  SHILIU:LAIBA,KUAILAIBA,WOHUANMEISHIGUOZHEMECIJIDE。。。

  SHILIUJIE,GANSHENME。。。

  [JIANGSHILIUJIETUIKAI,SHILIUSHUNSHITANGZAIDISHANG]

金樽棋牌  SHILIU:BUYAOYINWEIWOSHIJIAOHUAERLIANXIWO,KUAILAIBA。。。。

  [SHILIUYIJIAOBEICAIHUNGUOQU]

  ZEIJIA:YILAIJIUKANDAOZHEMEEXINDE,ZHENDAOMEI。

  ZEIYI:TINGSHUOCHUNXIAQIUDONGSIXIANGGEGEMAOMEIRUHUA,YOUQINEIGEQIUXIANGGENGSHIYAORENLAOMING,

金樽棋牌  ZEIBING:QIUXIANGDANGRANSHIRANGGEIDAGELE。

金樽棋牌  ZEIJIA:DAGE,ZHEGEZENMEBAN,SHALEBA。。

  ZEILAODA:AI,ZHEDUIGOUNANNVYESUANSHITONGDAOZHONGREN,DAHUNSUANLE。

  HUAAN:QIEMAN,RUGUOXIAODIMEICAICUODEHUA,SIWEIJIUSHIWENMINGJIANGNANDESIDAYINXIA。

  SIZEI:ZHENGSHI,WOMENJIUSHIDONGYINXIJIANNANTOUBEISEDESIDAYINXIA

  HUAAN:AIYAYA,XIAODIWOJIUSHIYUSHULINFENGSHENGPANAN,YISHULIHUAYAHAITANGDEXIAOYINCHONGZHOUBOTONG

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  ZEIJIA:MEITINGSHUOGUO。

  ZEILAODA:AI,ZHEWEILIANZHEZHONGHUOSEYEGANSHANG,XIAOYINCHONGDECHENGHAODANGZHIWUKUI。

金樽棋牌  HUAAN:XIAOcaseLE,ZAILANDEWODOUWANGUO。

金樽棋牌  ZEILAODA:E,NEIWOGAIZUNCHENGNIYIJUDAGELE。

  HUAAN:BUGANDANGBUGANDANG,TINGSHUOSIWEIDAGEYAOJINQUWANYIWANQIUXIANG,NEIJIURANGXIAODIDAILUBA。

金樽棋牌  ZEILAODA:ZENME,NIXIANGLAIDIERBO,

  HUAAN:HEHE

  ZEILAODA:NIJIUDIYIBA。

  ZEILAODA:BAXIEDICAGANJING,BUYAOLIUXIAJIAOYINA。。

  [YICICONGSHILIUSHENSHANGZOUGUO]

  2PANGBAI:TANGBOHU,YUMINGXIANZONGCHENGHUALIUNIANGENGYINNIANYINYUEYINRIYINSHICHUSHI,GUMINGTANGYIN,YOUYINSHUHU,GUYOUMINGTANGBOHU。TANGYINCONGMINGJUEDING,SHIHUASHUANGJIE,WEIJUJIANGNANSIDACAIZIZHISHOU,YUKUQIUXIANGYIYANG,WEIDANGSHINANNVLAOSHAOSUOCHONGBAIDEOUXIANG。

  3ERZUIWEIRENJINJINLEDAODE,JIUSHITAYONGYOUBAWEIGUOSETIANXIANGDEJIAOQI,HUANGRUSHENXIANMEIJUAN,XIANSHAPANGRENA!

金樽棋牌  4(JIANGNANSIDACAIZIJIEBANCHUYOU。)YINVZI:NIMENKAN,NIMENKAN,JIANGNANSIDACAIZIZAINEIBIANAI。(ZHONGNVZIXINGFENGUANKAN。)

金樽棋牌  5SIDACAIZIBAIPOSE,ZHONGNVZIQINGDAOTAOSAN。

金樽棋牌  6ZHUZHISHAN:AI,TANGXIONG,NIKANQIAOTOUSHANGYOUGEENADUOZIDENVZI,GUGUDANDANDE。ZHEYANGHAOLE,NIJIUDANGCHANGSHIFANYIXIANIDEPAONIUDAFA,RANGWOMENXIONGDIJIGEHAOHAODIXUEYIXUE。#p#

  TANGBOHU:ZHEGEMA……

  ZHOUWENBIN:SHIGUANDAJIADEFULI,NIMEIWENTI?!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:YIBURONGCI。

  ZHUZHISHAN:QUYA。

  TANGBOHU:XIAOJIE。

  NVZI:GONGZIHESHI?(YIHUITOU,JINGSHIRUHUA!±#$%×*)

  7(TANGBOHUWEIHUNRUHUAFUJIEJINQIUXIANGERGUYIQIANQUMAISHEN。)YICANRENQIANGOUERLAI。

  8(CANRENDEXIAOGOUTURANSIQU。)

  CANREN:(TONGKU)WANGCAI……WANGCAI……WANGCAINIBUNENGSIA,WANGCAI,NIGENLEWOZHEMEDUONIAN,DUIWOYOUQINGYOUYI,GANDANXIANGZHAO,DANSHIDAOLEXIANZAIWOLIANYIDUNBAOFANDOUMEIRANGNICHIGUO,WODUIBUQINIA,WANGCAI!

  9(TANGBOHUKANJIANYIZHIZHANGLANG,HAN“XIAOXINA!”SHILIUJIEYITUI,JIANGZHANGLANGCAISILE。)

  TANGBOHU:(BEITONGYUJUEGUIDI)XIAOQIANG!XIAOQIANGNIZENMELEXIAOQIANG?XIAOQIANG,NIBUNENGSIA!WOGENNIXIANGYIWEIMING,TONGGANGONGKULEZHEMEDUONIAN,YIZHIBANIDANGQINSHENGGUROUYIYANGJIAONIYANGNI,XIANGBUDAOJINTIAN,BAIFARENSONGHEIFAREN!

金樽棋牌  10(GENCANRENYIFANZHENGDOUHOU,TANGBOHUZHONGYURUYUANJINLEHUAFU,BINGZIJILIXIALEMAISHENQIYUE。)(TANGBOHUSHENCHUANXIARENFUZHUANG,XINGFENDIQUHUAFUYUANNEIKAIGONG。)(“WUZHUANGYUANDAO!”“HUANBUPAXIA!”YIXIARENJIANGTANGBOHUANXIADUNZAIDISHANG,SHUANGSHOUFANGZAINAOHOU。)

金樽棋牌  WUZHUANGYUAN:XIAOZI,CONGJINTIANKAISHI,NIJIUSHIHUAFUDEDIDENGXIAREN,9527JIUSHINIDEZHONGSHENDAIHAO。KAISHIZUOSHI!

  11(TANGBOHUTOUHUAQIUXIANGHUAXIANG,BEIWUZHUANGYUANFAXIAN。)WUZHUANGYUAN:XIAOZI!WOTINGSHUONITOUTOUZAIHUATADEHUAXIANG,SHIBUSHI?

  TANGBOHU:XIAODISHENGPINGHUAHUAWUSHU,BUZHINISHUODESHINAYIFU?

  WUZHUANGYUAN:(CONGTANGBOHUYINEINACHUTANGTOUHUADEQIUXIANGHUAXIANG)DAJIAKAN,TAHUADESHISHENME?

  WUZHUANGYUAN:NIJURANBAWOFENGHUAJUEDAI,ENADUOZI,MEILIDONGRENDESHILIUJIE,HUACHENGZHEFUDEXING!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:DUIBUQI,WOMEITIANFEN,MAFANNIHUANGEIWO。

  WUZHUANGYUAN:HENG!MEITIANFENJIUBUYAOHUA!(SIHUA)LUANHUAZHUSHENMEJINGNI!WOBUDEBURANGNIKAIKAIYANJIE,XUEZHUDIAN!(TAOCHUZIJIHUADEHUA)ZHECAIJIAOZUOHUA!

  TANGBOHU:YI?!NG!ZHENSHIQIANGZHONGZIYOUQIANGZHONGSHOU,YISHANHUANYOUYISHANGAO,XIAODIGANBAIXIAFENG!(TU)

  WUZHUANGYUAN:AI,DAJIAJIANSHANGYIXIAA……

  13(MOUYESIYINZEIQIANRUHUAFUXIANGJIEQIUXIANG。)

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:AI,SIWEIMOFEIJIUSHIMINGZHENJIANGNANDESIDAYINXIA?!

  SIYINZEI:(POSE)WOMENJIUSHIDONGYINXIJIANNANDANGBEISE!

  TANGBOHU:WAYAYAYAYA,HAO!SHIBUXIANGMAN,XIAODIWOJIUSHIRENCHENGYUSHULINFENGSHENGPANAN,YIZHILIHUAYAHAITANGDEXIAOYINCHONGZHOUBOTONG!

  YINZEIZHIYI:MEITINGSHUOGUO!

  14TANGBOHU:BUDELELE,QIUXIANGJIE,WAIMIANYOUJIGEYINZEIXIANGLAIFEILINI!

  QIUXIANG:(BUYIWEIRAN)O,WOZHENDEHAOPAA,NEIWOXIANZAIGAIZENMEBAN?

  TANGBOHU:WOYIJINGZANSHIBATAMENYINKAILE,HUAFUZHEMEDA,XIANGYAOZHAODAOZHELIMEIZHEMERONGYI!WOKAN……

  QIUXIANG:NIWEISHENMELIUBIXUELE?

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:JIUSHIBEINEIJIGEYINZEIDASHANGDE。ZHEXIESUANBULESHENME!WEILEJIUQIUXIANGJIE,WOSIYOUHEFANG?NIXIANZAIKUAIDIANGENWOQUYIGEMEIRENDEDIFANGDUOQILAIZAISHUO。WEIFANGWANYI,WOCHUQUKANKANXIAN!(QIUXIANGSHENJIAOJIANGTANGBOHUBANDAO,TANGLIULEHENDUOBIXUE。)

金樽棋牌  15QIUXIANG:WEISHENMESHIJIESHANGYOUZHEMEDUOWULIAODEFEIWU!NANDAOZHIYOUTANGBOHUCAICHENGDESHANGSHINANZIHAN?!ZHIYOUZHENZHENGDENANRENCAIXIEDECHUZHEMEMIRENDESHIJU:“TAOHUAWULITAOHUAAN,TAOHUAANXIATAOHUAXIAN。TAOHUAXIANRENZHONGTAOSHU,YOUZHAITAOHUAHUANJIUQIAN。”

金樽棋牌  16TANGBOHU:(CAIZIMOYANG,ZHANDAOZHUOSHANG)“BIERENXIAOWOTAIFENGDIAN,WOXIAOTARENKANBUCHUAN。BUJIANWULINGHAOJIEMU,WUHUAWUJIUCHUZUOTIAN。”(QIUXIANGYUCAIZIMOYANGDETANGBOHUHANQINGXIANGWANG。)

金樽棋牌  17(QIUXIANGYIZHAYAN,FAXIANHUANSHI9527。)QIUXIANG:NIZHANNEIMEGAOGANSHENME?TANGBOHUDESHICONGNIZUILINIANCHULAI,JIANZHISHIYIZHONGWURU!NIMEIYOUZIGENIANTADESHI,MASHANGGUNCHUQU!SHIZIZHUIHUNGUN!(JUGUNYUDA)

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:SHIDAORUJIN,WOBUNENGZAIYINMANLE,NITINGQINGCHU,QISHIWOJIUSHITANG———BO———HU!(GUNDAOGENQIANDOURANTINGZHU)

  QIUXIANG:TANGBOHU?!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:(POSE)ZENMEYANG?!

  18QIUXIANG:NISHITANGBOHUWOJIUSHIGUANSHIYINLAIYAONIDEMING!(QIUXIANGBIANCHUYIGENGENGCUDEGUNJIANGTANGBOHUDACHUMENWAI。)

  19(QIUXIANGDE《TANGYINSHIJI》BEITONGHENTANGJIADEHUAFURENFAXIAN,TANGBOHUWEITITAYANSHIJIUSHUOSHIZIJIDE,BINGJIESHI。 )

  TANGBOHU:

  (KUAIZIQIAOWANBANZOU)BINGFUREN,

金樽棋牌  XIAORENBENZHUZAISUZHOUDECHENGBIAN,JIAZHONGYOUWUYOUYOUTIAN,SHENGHUOLEWUBIAN。

  SHUIZHINEITANGBOHU,TAMANHENGBULIUQING,GOUJIEGUANFUMUWUTIAN,ZHANWODAWUDUOWOTIAN。

  WOYEYEGENTALAIFANLIAN,CANBEITAYIGUNLAIDABIAN,WONAINAIMATAQIPIANSHANMIN,FANBEITAZHUOJINLETANGFU,QIANG JLEYIBAIBIAN,YIBAIBIAN,ZUIHOUTAXUANLIANGZIJINYIHENRENJIAN。

金樽棋牌  TAHUANJIANGWOFUZI,ZHUCHULEJIAYUAN,LIULUODAOJIANGBIAN。

  WOWEIQIUYANGLAODIE,ZHIYOUDUZIXINGQIZAIMIAOQIAN。

  SHUIZHINEITANGBOHU,TASHIZAITAIYINXIAN,ZHIDAOCIQINGXING,JINGPAIRENLAIANSUAN,BAWOFUZIKUANGOUZAISHIQIAN,XIAORENSHENZHUANGJIAN,CANMINGDELIUCUN,KELIANLAOFUTAHUNGUITIAN!

  CIHENGENGNANTIAN。WEIQIUZANGLAODIE,WEIYOUMAISHENWEINUZIZUOJIAN,YIMIANQINZHUANQIAN,YIMIANDUSHUPIAN,FASHIBAGONGMINGXIAN,SHOURENCHOURENYIZHIJIAN!

金樽棋牌  CONGCITANGYINSHIJIBANSHENBIAN,WOMINGJICICHOUBUGONGDAITIAN!

金樽棋牌  FURENGANDONG,RANGTAZUOPEIBANGONGZIDUSHUDESHUTONG,BINGGEITAGAIMINGJIAOHUAAN。

  20(HUAANYUJIAOSHUXIANSHENGFASHENGZHENGZHI。)XIANSHENG:WOZUOQINGLONG,YOUBAIHU,LAONIUZAIYAOJIAN,LONGTOUZAIXIONGKOU,RENDANGSHAREN,FODANGSHAFO!(XIANSHENGCONGYAOJIANCHOUCHUYIBAKANDAO,YUEDAOMENHOU。)

金樽棋牌  21HUATAISHI:AWEN,AWU!(HUALAOYETUIMENERRU,ZHENGHAOJIANGJIAOSHUXIANSHENGSHASI。)XIANSHENG,NIZENMELA?(WENHUAWEN、WU)AIAI,XIANSHENGSHIZENMELA……

  22(NINGWANGDAICANMOUQIANLAIHUAFUXUNSHI,YAOQIUCHUDUIQIECUO。)CANMOU:YIXIANGERLIGONGSANFUZI,BUSHISISHUWUJINGLIUYI,JINGGANJIAOQIBAJIUZI,SHIFENDADAN!

  23TANGBOHU:RANGWOLAISHISHI!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:SHISHIJIUPIN,COUDEBALIANGQIQIANLIUFENWUHAOSILI,SHANGQIESANXINERYIYIDENGX L!

  CANMOU:YINGYINGYANYANCUICUIHONGHONGCHUCHURONGRONGQIAQIA!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:YUYUFENGFENGHUAHUAXIEXIENIANNIANMUMUCHAOCHAO!

  CANMOU:SHIKOUXINSI,SIJUNSIGUOSISHEJI!

  TANGBOHU:BAMUGONGSHANG,SHANGHUASHANGYUESHANGQIUXIANG! (WENZHANGKAITOU...)

  26(ZAIHUAFURENBIWENXIA,TANGBOHUZHONGYUZIBAODAMING,QIUXIANGYIJING,BEIZISHUAISUIZAIDISHANG,MENWAIZHONGJIADINGJIANGTANGBOHUTUANTUANWEIZHU。)

  HUAFUREN:HAHA……WOGAOSUNI,NIGANGCAIHEDENEIBEICANCHA,YIJINGBEIWOXIALETIANXIADIYIQIDU———“YIRISANGMINGSAN”!

  TANGBOHU:HAHA……TIANXIADIYIQIDU,NALUNDEDAONINEI“YIRISANGMINGSAN”?!YINGGAISHIWOMENTANGJIADE“HANXIAOBANBUDIAN”CAIDUI!

  HUAFUREN:HAHA……FEIHUA!WOMEN“YIRISANGMINGSAN”SHIYONGQIZHONGBUTONGDEDUCHONG,ZAIJIASHANGHEDINGHONG,TILIANQIQISISHIJIURIERCHENGDE,WUSEWUWEI,SHARENYUWUYINGWUZONG。

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:WOMEN“HANXIAOBANBUDIAN”SHIYONGFENGMI,CHUANBEI,JIEGENG,JIASHANGTIANSHANXUELIANPEIZHIERCHENG,BUXULENGZANG,YEMEIYOUFANGFUJI,CHULEDUXINGMENGLIEZHIWAI,WEIDAOHUANHENHAOCHI。(LIANGRENMIANDUIJINGTOU,CHENGGUANGGAOMOSHI。)

金樽棋牌  27HUAFUREN:TANGBOHU,ZHENSHIKEE,HAIWOBAIBAITIAOLEJITIAN。

金樽棋牌  QIUXIANG:FUREN,JIRANNIMEIYOUZHONGDU,BURUJIUDASHIHUAXIAO,FANGLETANGBOHUBA。

  QIUXIANG:(GUIZAIFURENMIANQIAN)QIUXIANGGENSUIFURENDUONIAN,FURENDUIWOENZHONGRUSHAN,WOJINSHENGJINSHIDOUBAODABUJIN,QIUXIANGJINTIANBUXIAO,DANQIUFURENFANGTANGBOHUYIMING,QIUXIANGYUANTITANGBOHUSHOUZUI,RENPINGFURENCHUZHI。SANXIANGQILAIQIUQING:FUREN……

  28(TURANWUZHUANGYUANHEXUDUOXIARENSHUAILEJINLAI,YUANLAISHIDUOMINGSHUSHENGDAKAISHAJIE。LIANGRENDAZHAN,HUAFURENSHOUSHANG。GUANJIANSHIKE,TANGBOHUGANDAO。)

金樽棋牌  29(YIFANEZHANHOUDUOMINGSHUSHENGDAODISHENWANG。)

金樽棋牌  HUATAISHI:TAIHAOLE!NIJISHICHUXIANZHENJIAOWOTAIGANDONGLE!TANGBOHUA,NIJIULEWOMENHUAFUSHANGXIA,WOZHENBUZHIDAOGAIRUHEBAODANIA?!

金樽棋牌  TANGBOHU:TAISHI,BUYONGKEQI,WOZHIYOUYIGEYAOQIU……

  HUAFUREN:NIBUYONGZAISHUOLE,NIXIHUANQIUXIANGSHIBUSHIA?!WOJIUBATAXUPEIGEINI。

  TANGBOHU:HAOYE!

  30TANGBOHU:QIUXIANG,ZHENSHIJIJINGBOZHEA,WOMEN———

  QIUXIANG:ZHONGYUYOUQINGRENZHONGCHENGJUANSHU。

金樽棋牌  ZHONGREN:GONGXIGONGXI……

  TANGBOHUDIANQIUXIANG

  1.It’s easy to get a wife but not easy to get a wife who understands me.

金樽棋牌  QIANJINYIDE,ZHIJINANQIU

  2.Show us a happy look.

  XIAODEHAOKANYIDIANMA

金樽棋牌  3.I’m so miserable

  WODEXINYOUBEIXINYOUTONG

  My wives are abnormal housewives

  BAGELAOPORUCHAILANGEHU

  But others envy me so much

金樽棋牌  RENJIADANGWOXIANGJINQIRENFU

  In fact, I’m lonely.

金樽棋牌  QISHIKONGXUJIMOSHUIRENZHISHUIRENZHI

  4.Why not show us how to court a girl for us?

金樽棋牌  NIJIUDANGZHONGSHIFANYIXIANIDEPAONIUDAFABA

  5.No, I'm a girl, a decent girl.

  ZHEZENMEXING,WOKESHIGEHUANGHUADAGUINV A

金樽棋牌  6.It’s a ladyboy!

  ZHEGESIRENYAO

  7.You know, pretty woman is like flowers. You’ll be all eyes for her beauty if some leaves are around.

  NIYAOZHIDAOMEINVZHEGEDONGXI,GENXIANHUAYIYANGXUYAOYOULVXIELAICHENTUOCAIHUIXIANCHUTADEJIAOMEI.

金樽棋牌  8.The prettiest smile is the smile with love. I’ve found my dream lover.

金樽棋牌  YUANLAIDANGJINSHISHANGZUIMEILIDEXIAORONG,JIUSHICHONGMANLEAIXINDEXIAORONG,WOZHONGYUZHAODAOLEWODELIXIANG

  9.How can I cheat a wise guy like you?

  YINIDEZHIHUI,HUDELENIMA?

金樽棋牌  10.We have suffered for such a long time. I take you as my relative. How can you leave me like this……?

  WOGENNIXIANGYIWEIMING,TONGGANGONGKULEZHEMEDUONIAN,YIZHIBANIDANGQINSHENGGUROUYIYANGJIAONIYANGNI,XIANGBUDAOJINTIANBAIFARENSONGHEIFAREN!

金樽棋牌  11.I don’t want my life either, see how can you compete with me?

金樽棋牌  WOLIANMINGDOUBUYAOLE,KANNIHUANZENMEGENWOBI?

  12. Life is difficult. But, you have to smile even when you are scolded.

金樽棋牌  SIZUOHUOZUOXIANGTIAOGOU,BEIRENMABUNENGWANGWANGJIAO

  13.We don’t treat you as low ranking workman, we just treat you as a dog.

金樽棋牌  SHUIDANGNISHIDIDENGXIARENLE,WOMENZHISHIDANGNISHITIAOGOUERYI

  14.It’s a destiny for us to meet again.

  YOUYUANQIANLILAIXIANGHUI

  15.Don’t save your energy because I am so pretty and civilized.

金樽棋牌  BUYAOYINWEIWOSHIJIAOHUAERLIANXIWO,YONGLIBA

  16.To be frank, you can term me as a thief, but not a perverted thief. You can call me a thief for love.

金樽棋牌  YANGEDESHUO,WOYESHIZEI,BUGUOBUSHIYINZEI,NIKEYIBAWODANGZUOTOUXINDEZEI

  17.Why are there so many nonsense rubbish in this world?

  WEISHENMESHIJIESHANGYOURUCIDUOWULIAODEFEIWU?

  18. Don’t push me to use the last stance.

  BIEBIWOYONGJUEZHAO

  19.You can’t imagine a thief is living in your house.

  RIFANGYEFANG,JIAZEINAN

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